centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.
Oh. This. I don’t like this.
#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere
this is worse
jade how did you manage to make this worse
But centaurs DO have 3 body parts. Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen. Centaurs have a head, a human “thorax”, and a horse “abdomen”.
Instead I propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.
“BEHOLD A CENTAUR”
- Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground
this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things
fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all
just a few things established in the fosters universe
imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues)
babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry
Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan
What I’ll miss the most from Brawl is the crunchy distorted wiimote sounds when you pick a character
Crispy Wiimote Luigi voice: A̡̢̡̬̗̠̟̰̫̓̅͋͂͆̿̋̀̊̊͜y̞̫̣̩̺̣͓̖̝̯̆̃̿̈́̅̈̆́̕͠-͖̠͖̖͕͕̹̘̺̪̊̆͛̊̑̐̓̌̚̚ý̡̘̼͓͓͙̹͉̲̇͊̿́́̔͂̕͘ͅa̧̱̬̺̠̥͕̬̟͚͐͗̉̆̎͒̑́̇͠!̼͔̮̲͇̮̜̭͎͕̆̌͌͑̈́͌̽̿̿͝
Announcer: LUCARIO!
Wiimote Lucario, screaming at the top of his lungs angrily in response: H̢̘̤̲̞̭̠̭̲̃́̋̏͑͛̾͑͗̃͜O̢̻͓̙̮̤̬̖̹̍͊͂̎̂̽̔͌̈̕͜Ǫ̨̡͉̦͚̣̳̦̹͋̋̀̆̓̃̒̕̚͝Ơ͔̙͇̪̫̦̫͚̞͉̈́̂̾̀̃̋̂͂̾Ö̧̢̯̦̼̖͈̘͖͇́͆̅̄̋̓̾͌̿͝Ȯ͚̮̬͙͕̹̤̩͚̞̂̿͋͐̆̃͗̊͝Ù͙̮̳̱̳̞̞͖̼̋̋̈́̑̽̏͐͜͝͠G̰͔͍̰̠̜͕͍͉̙̅̓̒̽͋̈́͒́̽͆H̢̧̥͙̳͇͉̙̩̯͆̊͋̾̀̔̇̀̕͝
